{"id":631,"date":"2025-03-31T16:58:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T13:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/?p=631"},"modified":"2025-03-31T16:58:13","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T13:58:13","slug":"weird-christmas-gifts-speccially-for-your-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/31\/weird-christmas-gifts-speccially-for-your-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Christmas Gifts speccially for your friend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Christmas can be a testing time of the year, since you have to cherry-pick gifts for everyone around you to prove that you know their deepest, darkest desires. Nobody wants to be the \u201cbad gift\u201d guy, and there\u2019s a few easy ways to avoid that. The obvious solution is to not give anyone any gifts at all, but that\u2019s probably not very nice. Taking the weird route is often a better solution.\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s a few weird gifts that your friends will actually love.\n\n\n\n
Obviously this\u2019ll only work for your dad, but it\u2019ll be pretty much guaranteed to get some laughs out of him. And out of him only.\n\n\n\n They think they\u2019re getting pizza, but they\u2019re actually getting socks. Just like you\u2019d expect from someone that gives bad gifts \u2013 except they wouldn\u2019t bother making them look like pizza!\n\n\n\n If you like The Office (like you should) and like fresh air (like you should), this is the perfect gift to receive for the holidays. No ifs, ands or buts.\n\n\n\n The one thing everyone\u2019s favorite children\u2019s music video of 2019 forgot to mention is that sometimes mommy and daddy shark need to sit back with a glass of alcohol because baby shark has been quite a handful. Or you can find any other funny glasses for wine or beer. \n\n\n\n It\u2019s exactly how it sounds! Start your day with a \u201chappy accident\u201d and just enjoy your own little world.\n\n\n\n Boombox to play the \u201cIt\u2019s Raining Men\u201d song every time it rains is not included in purchase of the Raining Men umbrella. Which kind of seems like a marketing oversight, if you ask me.\n\n\n\n If you know someone who thinks procrastination is an art form, this is the perfect notepad for him or her. All they have to do is fill it with stuff they have to do sooner or later. They can pick which.\n\n\n\n This Darth Vader cutting board does not \u2013 I repeat, does not \u2013 come with a miniature lightsaber to cut your veggies. Once again someone\u2019s marketing department dropped the ball here.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Christmas can be a testing time of the year, since you have to cherry-pick gifts for everyone around you to prove that you know their deepest, darkest desires. Nobody wants to be the \u201cbad gift\u201d guy, and there\u2019s a few easy ways to avoid that. The obvious solution is to not give anyone any gifts […]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":632,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":633,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions\/633"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blessfeed.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\n\n\nPizza Socks\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPrison Mike Air Freshener\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nFunny Glasses\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nA Unique Toaster\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA Raining Men Umbrella\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nA Sloth Notepad\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nDarth Vader Cutting Board\n\n\n\n