What it involves: Watching paint dry would have to be one of the most boring jobs imaginable. It would be as exciting as\u2026waiting paint dry. But regardless, there\u2019s an actual purpose for it. For example, it\u2019s useful for measuring how long it takes for new color mixes to dry. In addition, as a professional drying paint watcher, you would be responsible for checking for changes in texture and color. So that changes everything, doesn\u2019t it! \n\n\n\n What you need to be successful: A stopwatch. And functioning eyes.\n\n\n\n What it involves: Some dork wants to be the first to buy an iPhone XXXVIII, but they\u2019re not enough of a dork to want to stand in line for 19 hours to wait for the Apple Store to start offering them. So what do they do? 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\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Line Stander\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n3. Dog Food Taster\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Professional Cuddler\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n5. Snake Milker\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Subway Crammer\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n7. Worm Collector\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n8. Professional Mourner\n\n\n\n